everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
Best of Autocorrect
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
"Killing her seems a bit harsh"
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
When you have a really “good” answer.
does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off
just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time
it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness
Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.
a public service announcement
I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers ever told us this.
So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.
I bet this poor person has gotten plenty of hate filled messages from people that didn’t read the caption and think she used real hair dye.
COTTON CANDY KITTY
OMG SO FLUFFY
Majestic pink kitty
so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“
i did it. it’s done.
speaking of reversed Frozen gifs
you turned a kids movie into an animated porno